Sinister: me and her been taking pictures of our obsessions (vomit in here ma'am)

[Ben Apps]

Hey,

Should I confess now that I made Rachel Fruitloop up, and that she's no more 
real than those other charlatans Rachel OJ and Rachel PY?
California!? I wouldn't even know where to start looking.

No I couldn't do that. It doesn't feel *real* though. Or rather TOO real, 
too good, something out of a fairy tale. It shouldn't happen to two shy 
dorks from opposite sides of the earth. Maybe I'm saying too much. Showing 
off? I do that. I'm bad enough at showing my feelings in private, so what 
I'm doing splurting this nonsense to 1500 *strange*rs I don't know. Maybe 
cos I'm using *her* computer it helps. I don't know.

So I'm sorry if I'm rabbitting on about myself. I've read some grate posts 
in the last few days. Highly accurate reporting back from Monsieur Carsmile. 
Ken and Kieran posted about football, or Soccer as I call it now. There 
should be more of this and more playing of SinisterSocba erm Fitba in the 
coming year! I want to tell Danny Farrell that I hear ya, and I just did. 
Just take a leap.

Robin Stout, whom I would like to say on the record I am NOT stalking, told 
us things that were both very informative and very puzzling at the same time 
about record releases and soundtracks and stuff. Is there any further 
comment from the powers that be?

Laura Llew PPPPS'd about leatherclad midgets, and Lesbian obsessed girls and 
I smiled and Rach slapped me round the head. Speaking of whom, I think she's 
waiting till I'm outta here to tell you all what a dumb, lame slacker I am. 
That'll be in about eight hours :( Before then I'm gonna whoop her ass 
(crumbs what's happenning to me?) at bowling and possibly DDR if we can find 
it in Hicksville CA, so I can avenge the pasting she gave me on a dartboard 
yesterday. (There were cries of ARRU's!!! y'know)

OK kids

Thanks for listening. Returning to base. Roger that. Over.

Ben
xxx

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