Sinister: boy meets girl, boy's mum doesn't like girl, boy's mum gets bitten by rat monkey

['Baby face' Bambino]

The boy Tim liked comic books and good movies, looking at trees and girls 
with green eyes, the taste of white russians and peaches freshly picked and 
still warm from the sun, the smell of wood being sawn and turf burning on 
the fire, spooning and feeling that little groove at the bottom of girls’ 
backs.  He hated pop socks and brothel creepers, french cigarettes and 
hangovers, football and reality TV, trudging home in the rain in his baggy 
trousers and trying to get a clean cover on his duvet of a Sunday afternoon. 
  He was saddened that his Christmas vacation had come to an end and that he 
had to leave his sleepy home town, Omagh to return to the bustling Scottish 
metropolis that was Aberdeen.  He was also dismayed to learn that through 
holiday shopping and new years eve celebrations, his bank account funds had 
shrunk more quickly than a Russian dolls stylee T-shirt in a 40 degree wash. 
  It had been a magnificent holiday though, he thought.  Apart from ‘Meet 
Joe Black’.  It had kicked off especially well with the Belle and Sebastian 
concert in his old student’s union in Belfast.  Not only had he been 
reunited with old college friends and sinisterians, Daragh, Ian and Barbara, 
but he had met the fountain of knowledge and wisdom that was Ian the dirty 
vicar, the incredibly friendly James, Seamus the Ballybay wookie and the 
very lovely Louise.  His disappointment at not hearing ‘Expectations’ or 
‘Suspicious minds’ had faded quickly away when the band played ‘The boys are 
back in town’, a song that to him would always mean the coming together of 
old and dear friends.  And it had all been for charity to boot.  How 
wonderful.  Tim greatly enjoyed lurking in sinister land, learning about 
music and movies and although he had been there for near on half a year had 
yet to introduce himself.  Shucks he thought to himself and got to it.


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'Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause 
of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.'
                             from Catch 22 by Joseph Heller (1923-1999)



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