OK, OK i know i've been posting way too much but I read the saddest
story in the paper the other day.
It was about this lioness who'd adopted a baby oryx, an oryx is like
a gazelle only with funnier horns. She looked after it and washed it
and cuddled up to it whilst it was asleep (don't know whether that
last bit is true but it's in my head now), the lion even let the real
mother oryx near the baby in order to feed it.
The paper had a photo of the two of them, this huge lion next to this
tiny, scared looking fawn. The nature reserve people thought it was
'cause the fawn's markings were similar to a lion cub and the lioness
must've been a bit long-sighted.
But at the end of the article it said that this big ol' daddy lion
just came up and ate the fawn!! The lioness tried her best to protect
it but no, he ate it!
Moral: all men are evil no matter what the species.
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