Sinister: i'm waking up to ubscarscabs (B&S NEW ALBUM INFO!)

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

I've worked out the other day what the new B&S album is going to be called, 
and it's gonna be called:

"Unused bags should be kept away from small children to prevent suffocation"


Okay, I was bored at work the other day, so I listed out the initials of all 
4 of B&S's previous albums and here's what I found:

T                                1 letter (1x1)
I Y F S                        4 letters (2x2)
T B W T A S                 6 letters (2x3)
F Y H C Y W L A P      9 letters (3x3)

therefore, the next album's title will be 12 letters long (3x4).  Now, if 
you read the above carefully, the first letters of the four albums spells 
out "TITF".

It is obvious that the band intends to eventually release 9 albums in total, 
in order to spell out "TIT FUCKER" with the initials of their album titles.  
So the next album (coming out in early spring!) will begin with the letter 
"U".

Now look at the second letters of the list above.. it spells "YBY", 
obviously, it makes no sense, UNTIL all the albums come out.. for it is 
meant to spell "YBYBYBYB" which would look very pretty.. the next letter in 
line is "B"

There we have it, the next album title is gonna be 12 words long, and starts 
with U... B...., and since there's only one sentance you can ever make with 
12 words with initials "U... B... something" the new album will be called.

"Unused Bags Should Be Kept Away From Small Children To Prevent Suffocation"

UBSBKAFSCTPS - better get used to it guys.. oh and we need to make up a 
catchy pronounciation for it too... how about UBSCARSCAPS?

Ubscarscaps and Red Bulls
Ken
P.S.: Can't wait for UBSCARSCAPS to come out in early spring!  I wonder what 
colour will the album cover be

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