Sinister: Scottish heather my arse

[Mark Casarotto]

Hello.

I had a blue screen of death earlier when composing
what is rapidly becoming my daily sinister post, so
this is the abridged, bad-tempered version. Except I'm
kind of mellow tonight, lying in my bed watching naked
Africans play with snakes (missus), so the temper's
more hmmm, really.

The Diary of an Unemployed Layabout isn't really what
any of you will be particularly interested in, but
it's my life at the moment, so that's what your
getting. Highlight of the day - reading my electricity
meter (85975, if you're interested). Not a lot of
job-hunting went on, but my kitchen floor is now
spotless (see previous sinister posts), and smells of
"Scottish Heather". Those crazy detergent marketing
guys!

Oh, I give up.

Mark's tip for the day - lemon-scented air freshener
devices in your kitchen greet you with the aroma of
freshly-brewed lemon tea whenever you enter. I like to
think that the way I have discovered so many nuances
about my house makes me similar in many ways to the
trackers and tribesmen of the African veldt.

Big kisses,
Mark xxx



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