Sinister: And mYYY PLUG in KEEENNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY crucifies MYYYYYYYY Enemies...........WHEN I'm TIRIIIIRED of POSTTTTTTTTIINNNNNNNG..OOOOOOOOOHHHHHYEAH!!!!!!!

[Joe Vester]

I'm sorry about the long title but you have to admit that all the extra 
letters were very necessary to illustrate quite how wonderful that song is.
I also hope that I am allowed to call Ken "Kenny"
    I also thoughtI would mention that I am thinking of doing something very
slightly illegal on Febuary 9th. Not very illegal. And it may not come to
being illegal at all. but enough bantering-I am thinking of running away to
Brighton for a day. I probably won't...and how i'll get down is a mystery to
all, as I very much doubt I would be able to raise the money for a train
ticket on my own...Of course...I could just say to my Mum:
    "Mother Dear, It would be awfully kind of you to let me run off to
brighton for a day using your money to see a load of people some years older
than me who I never met before. And by the way, the train will be 30quid and
did I tell you I love you very, very much?"[Joe looks sweet and innocent]
    Hmmmm...I can see one or two problems...

OH FUCK OHFUCK--FF----FUCKING *******(that word is so rude that you are not
even allowed to type one letter of it so that people know what it is)
VALENTINES DAY!>>>FUCK<<<<VALENTINES DAY! Valentine's day sux for one
reason, and one reason only. I never get one. So this won't be "the worst
valentine's ever", it will just be another "bloody fucking valentine's"

I have mock exams very soon. I should be revising like mad, but instead, I'm
writing boring rubbish to 1500 people across the world. So, When I fail all
my GCSEs, it'll be _your_ fault. I hope you're ashamed of yourself. Right
now I'm suppossed to be writing a load of balls for art about how my crappy
little lino-printing is somehow linked to the Pre-Raphelites and all sorts
of other useless bunk.
    I've now decided my A-levels (if I pass GCSE, that is) , well some of
them:

1-ENGLISH
2-PHILOSOPHY
3-HISTORY
4-??????

You see, I can't think of another subject that I can do that is interesting.
I could do Geology or Physics, and what I really want to do is Art, but I'm
not sure I should do Art, as I'm really not that good at it and it's not
like I'm going to do Art at University or anything.
    School sux.
    I have to write a piece of creative writing for English. I think it'd
better be good as it's coursework but the best thing I've come up with so
far is a story about how some indiekids who get bullied etc.start killing
people .It's a bit like "if..." which is such a good film. My story,
however, is really quite shite. I did think of some names, though. They are
Rachel, Will and Stuart. Guess where those came from? I wonder if I could go
and steal a story from the archives. The problem is most of the things I can
think of are too long for a short 3000 word essay type thing. They need a
novelette (for rats to make their beds from) if not a saga-epic of the 21st
century. Ulyseessseseeesses Styleeeeeeee
    I'm now going to do some talking about other people (What? Joe noticing
the world outside his own head? Unheard of) :

I think it was Miss Grapenut who talked of some dolls called the Bratz and
how little kids see teenagers. My little sister thinks all the girls are
like Barbies and the boys like Ken. She's 6. And listens to Britney spears
sing "I can't get no satisfaction". She also gets huge amounts of Kudos (it
would seem) at school from having a teenage brother. One of her friends is
always talking about how she fancies someone called Meshac (yes 6). She's
the same one who called me a "fucker". I seem to remember that Miss Grapenut
ended with "Do they really see teenagers like this?" (or something similar)
and I think the answer's yes. And she (my sister) knows about the whole sex
thing. And
rather a lot of other things that are really quite shocking from a 6 year
old. I sure as hell didn't know all about that then.
    Miss Grapenut also mentioned not understanding how people couldn't find
you attractive because of gender. Personally, I can't understand why the
hell girls can be bothered with boys at all when girls are so much more
attractive. But I'm pleased they do. Otherwise, life would really quite
boring for me. And it would be the end of the human race, but...
    Elise talked about talking in an English accent. When we (my mother and
I) go to Ireland (which is pretty frequent) she starts talking in an Irish
accent which I find infuriating although she does it completely
unconciously. But I'm sure it's much nicer in you, Elise
    Several new people did lovely first posts
    I tried to count the number of Fruitloop mentions I'd had but there
seems to be (as Ben mentioned)

!VIVA RACHELS!


Love

Joe of Rachel Pancake fame

P.S. I may have failed in getting one of my sisters to be a nice indiekid
but the new one is a clean canvas. And she seems like the type, based on the
fact that she sits there and looks about her interestedly all the time. I
will play belle and sebastian to her in her sleep. hehehehehe...
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