Sinister: Boney-ness of the middle-class canine dinner

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Dear sinister,

I am feeling much less of being in a "I want to kill someone" mood today.

Thank you for those of you who sent me jokes - I must say it worked a treat 
and my afternoon was (quoting the *gasp* lighthouse family) "lifted".  And 
all the lovely sinister e-mails that were sent. *swoons*

I also had a can of Red Bull over lunch time, which also helped. mmm.

So, I'm still as tired as I was yesterday, actually quite possibly more 
tired - it is strange, whenever I get REALLY tired out like I am today my 
body stops being grumpy and turns instead into a haze of hysteria and I'm 
finding things funny that I shouldn't.  I guess I am so tired I can't think 
straight so it's a bit like being drunk, no wonder I looked even more 
attractive in the mirror than usual.

Earlier today, just to test the state of consciousness that I'm in, I set 
myself a challenge - I had to list every single song on each and every one 
of B&S's CDs, all in the proper track listing order - I tell you, it is 
bloody difficult - especially when you're tired!

I got stuck on the "This is just a blah blah.." CD for about 15 minutes 
before remembering all the songs on it, and then it was like "aww how can I 
forget this song it was great!".  I may still have got all the song orders 
wrong - mind, but there's no way that I would find out so I'm just gonna 
convince myself that I got them all right and thus am G!R!A!T!E!

It's a fun game, you should try it too.

michelle ruiz wrote:
>Does anyone who is relatively young go to 'the sacrament of
>reconciliation' as a personal choice?

I have stopped going to confessions ever since the day, when I realised that 
by merely going through repentance I would immediately commit the ultimate 
sin of murder - by boring the minister to death.

"Dear minister, I am feeling much less of being in a "I want to kill 
someone" mood today, ...... , today I nearly forgot the song order of a 
belle and sebastian EP..."

Sound familar?  Oh shit, I just killed 1500 people.

Anyone still here?

Oops.

Sorry.  Could I write a requiem for you now that you're dead?

Funerals and Red Bulls
Ken

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