Sinister: I mention farting in this post

[Mark Casarotto]

It's funny, the effects a chinese takeaway can have
(and not just on your wind). Yesterday I was skinny,
sexy and BEAUTIFUL; today I'm a chubby lad with, if I
may say, not insubstantial booty. It's all that Lucy's
fault.

There haven't been a lot of housework updates from me
as, well, I haven't done a lot of housework this week.
Once again my kitchen floor is shiny, and my washing
up would make Mary Poppins jealous. But I've been OUT
and ABOUT this week, partly having fun, partly doing
jobby things (get your minds out of the gutter) which
actually went quite well... It's tempting fate far too
much to go into detail, but I had an informal meeting
with a shit-hot TV company on Monday, and they really
liked me! Don't watc this space, as nothing'll
probably come of it, but feel free to keep your
fingers crossed for me anyway...

Dimitra, your posts (I'm a couple of days behind,
sorry) were quite something! I hope I can live my life
with some of the love and passion that infuses yours.
You were especially right about Honey. isn't she just
the cutest?

Hannah, use your polaroid to take pictures of fucking.
That's what they're for, you know.

Archel posted, which is good enough for me. So did
Dappers - it's like all my Christmases have come at
once (and not had the decency to sleep in the wet
patch)!

Ken, you're too modest! Although I did WIN bowling
because I ROCK, it was because Ken, in a moment of
either light-hearted whimsy or cold-hearted arrogance
(for both of which he is rightly renowned), wasted his
last ball when he could have got four more points. My
victory margin was three points. You work it out.

Oh! Belle and Sebastian are playing in London. That'll
be nice. How much nicer it would have been if they
could have played four shows somewhere dinky and
pleasant instead of a one off at the soulless hole
that is the Academy. Ho hum.

Ungrateful, moi?

Mark xxx





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