Sinister: Exploding Telly Syndrome

[Brian McNeill]

I'm in shock!!!


No really, I'm totally numb here . . .

I'd betetr explain I have just switched the power back on in the house. I 
got up about 40 mins ago and made a coffee, sat down with the paper and my 
hot mud . . . Switched on the television set to catch the news . . .

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

The fucker blew up! There is glass all over the floor! A big huge scorch 
mark up the back of the fucking wall (and I just papered in here last 
month!) and well chaos. I'm sitting here smoking a cigarette and thinking 
'Why me?!'
Ach well the insurance shall pay for a new one! I wonder why it decided to 
end it all? I suppose there isn't a samaritans service for depressed 
electrical appliances. It coulda talked it over . . .

Ach well looks like for the moment I'm gonna have to make my entertainment. 
(Like 'The Broons'!) So it's going to be putting a sheet on the walla and 
making wee shadow puppets. (Is it just me or does anyone else agree that 
Dudley. D. Watkins was an underrated genius?- Mind you Bud Neil and Lobey 
Dosser is class as well)

Ach well if anybody still wants a free ticket for the the Thrill Jockey 
Records, Recording Artiste MR BOBBY CONN who is playing tonight at King tuts 
let me know. The response has been underwhelming. (So i musta made a real 
arse of myself at brel on thursday. So apologies, just nervous!)

And I'm babbling here!

fuck!

fuck!

the telly!!!!!!!!

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

going mad as he's gonnae miss such televisual gems as 'trisha' and 'guess my 
arsehole'

brian ;)



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