Sinister: haikus revealed // weeks twentyfive // two thousand and two

[ee fumblings]

Subject: Sinister:
I want to be the girl who
sings the Lotto song..

I decided to
sit outside in the Famous
Cock's (ahem) garden.

If Your Parents Had
No Children, Neither Will You".
Can't argue with that.

Paul, Greg, Stefano
and a Man in Black who was
neither Smith nor Jones.

There were also quite
a few mirrors which was a
bit disconcerting.

There was some Lloyd Cole
too, but no Pinefox to
appreciate it.

Officer gave them
a few fair warnings about
their behaviour.

I went in, and met
Miss Clark. I can tell you, I
hated that woman.

And she grabbed my foot,
and pushed my toes together,
and roared "POINT!" at me.

So my parents would
drive me through to Hamilton,
twice a week, to dance.

I spluttered on
the smell of her cigarettes
and could barely breathe.

Hum, sorry it's a
bit boring. That's what being
skint will do for you.

El Presidente and
build her a palace and/or
a big bronze statue.

Such sallies and swoons.
A starling flock. A total
eclipse of the moon.

I got back into
in my house. It may not run;
but it'll stay locked.

The way it's shot and
the way it's projected; it's
like you're there almost.

Someone then went and
got a *big-ass* bottle of
tequila. Awww shit.

The hard house bit? Hey
Matthew Henderson. I like
both Phish and the Clash.

I love to talk to
people. I don't care if I
don't know them either.

Airplane's White Rabbit
is playing very loudly
over the wide aisles.

I will send you a
few. Thing is, you'd have to tell
me where you stuck them.

Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt.

It really didn't
have a very good effect
on my memory.

Also. cos I'm not
jealous in the slightest. It
was a darn good wank.

NOW all he had to
do was talk dirty, and you're
over excited.

If you see me, cross
the road and avoid me for
the next week or so.

I don't know if the
above is true, but thought I'd
write it anyway.

// ee //

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