Sinister: Sleeping with the enemy

[Sam Walton]

Hewwo sinister.

I’ve been quiet of late because of mounting Uni work. But now it’s all over 
I can relax and sit on my arse sending emails to a bunch of bedroom saddo 
devotees. I applied for a job at V-Shop, went for an interview, and today I 
got it. Yay! to me. Satan's waiting for Monday morning with a red hot 
arse-poker with my name on it. It's not so bad though, I keep telling myself 
– I can be like a mole on the inside, carefully positioning B&S records in 
front of Destiny's Child, Primal Scream in front of Gareth Gates. The other 
people who work there seem okay, too, plus it's money (well, £4.88 per 
hour), and that's currently what I need. I'm a slave to the working week 
now, doncha know. So if anybody finds themselves in London’s Trendy Crouch 
End (to give it its full title), drop and say hello.

I bought a laptop the other day, and rather spanking it is too. I'm pleased 
with it, anyway. The only slightly annoying thing is that my archaic version 
of Championship Manager is now obsolete - I was all ready to have an illicit 
game in bed (IN BED! yes, let’s play Spot The Bluddy Stoodent) when it said: 
"This program cannot run on this platform". Bastards at MicroSoft want to 
deny me of fun. I've ordered the ChampMan update, natch.

Recent posts have been lovely. I’ve read every one since I got back from Uni 
and realised I had nothing better to do. I enjoyed Terry’s B&S quiz, and 
Danny’s “How To Be A Hipster In Five Easy Steps”, and Jason’s five-timer 
grew on me… ;-)

As you can prolly tell by the rambling nature of this email, I've not done 
much this week, apart from get a job, and be thwarted in my attempt to 
indulge in nocturnal ChampMan sessions. Timmmytoast Henman just went out of 
Wimbledon, about which I have nothing interesting say. There's only five 
weeks until the beginning of the football season. Yippidy, and, quite 
literally, doo-dah.

Hello, by the way. How are you?


love

Asm.x



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     "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but
      he certainly has a good vocabulary"
               - Holden Caulfield

     "He's not the Messiah, he's a very
      naughty boy"
               - Mary Cohen


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