Sinister: haikus revealed // weeks twentysix // two thousand and two

[ee fumblings]

I've been reading all
of your posts for the past few
weeks with great interest.

I'm quite scrumptious
and filling you know, a bit
like a cheese sandwich.

I'd betetr explain
I have just switched the power
back on in the house.

Or maybe not. I'll
let you know if positive
thinking really works.

Please don't whinge at me
about being rubbish at
making arrangements.

Marks And Spencers on
Sauchiehall Street, in Glasgow.
/me holds up her hand.

Please don't whinge at me
about being rubbish at
making arrangements.

I'd walked around for
days, imagining what this
handbag would be like.

I think it might have
something to be with Stuart
Murdoch's big brown eyes.

It seems like they play
everywhere else expect here
and it's just not fair.

Coup de Theatre
mascara doesn't lengthen
at all. Its not true.

Pantene Pro V. Its
also twice the price. And its
not nearly as good.

Cos we talk pretty
frankly, me and jonesy,
about everything.

So it looks like my
Simon Pegg stalker status
shall remain intact.

Readers, I'm not sure
where I'm headed... sitting here...
bored out of my mind.

But aren't they why
we are all here? When told this
story you get grey.

Glasgow is going
to be full of religous
loonies tomorrow.

Monday morning with
a red hot arse-poker
with my name on it.

I bought a laptop
the other day, and rather
spanking it is too.

Or lack thereof. Eight
years ago, my ex wife and
I got a divorce.

Jason Cochrane, there's
only so many times I
want to read your posts.

It's surprising how
old friends make you feel better.
Thanks, Sinister gold.

COOK made sure i stopped
trying to smoke my ciggie
the wrong way around.

FUCKING STEWART?! why
am i not involved in these?
why? why? i feel ill.

Too much has changed in
this area, and I'm at
a complete loss here.

I needed to try
and quit while I still had a
couple of teeth left.

// ee //


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