Sinister: (his ball is) miraculous but leaks (Woo! Sinister bowling info 14th July)

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

What's happenin' dudes?

Some nice reportings back from the Scotland contingents there.  So Mark is a 
one-minute man?  Well I never!  And there was groaping! and snogging!  
Goodness me.  You hear something new every day.

My life has been much less exciting.. I've spent it mainly practicing 
bowling!  So that I could master this really sexy DavidBeckham-esque bowling 
technique that Dafyd did so well.. but I failed.

But still..


SINISTERBOOLIN THIS SUNDAY 14TH JULY!
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After the success of the last bowling event it seems about time for another 
couple of games of ball fondling action!  And this time I've heard that 
there will even be a visitor from Greece!  And Scotland!  And places!  So 
yeah it'll be well good.

Oh and it would seem that Finsbury Park is a nice venue for another game of 
bowling, so how about it?

When: 14th July, 2002.. 3pm
Where: Rowen's Entertainment, right outside Finsbury Park station.
How: Take a very huge ball, and shove it down the lane

Easy.  Any question e-mail me or phone me 07967 755446.
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I have had the most horrendous nightmare the other night.  I have a really 
old fridge in my room, it's so old that I'm not even sure that it really 
works because it never seems to feel very cool when I put my hand in it.

So anyway, the other night, I'd just bought a box of coca-cola and so I put 
a few cans into the fridge.  Then throughout that night, I was having this 
dream that I'd wake up, and go and get that can of coke and it would be 
WARM!  The first time it was annoying, then after the sixth time I've had 
that dream (I keep thinking that I've REALLY woken up each time), I was in 
such torment I almost started crying.

Then when I really woke up I checked my can of coke and it was ice cold, and 
I knew from then on that everything was going to be all-right.

There's a girl next to me at the Internet cafe right now eating some nice 
pasta-looking thingie, tasty!  The pasta doesn't look half bad either.  
Excuse me while I go seduce her for free food.  Oh the harsh life of an 
unemployed man...

Pasta and Red Bull
Ken
P.S.: Actually my harsh unemployed life might be coming to an end soon.. who 
knows?  Keep your fingers crossed.

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