Sinister: Rudolph the red bellied Waterstone's man

[Sam Steddy]

Hello, everybody, erm, that's a really bad way to
start a message, but well, I'm never good with
openers. I'm looking for a man who works at
waterstone's in Caterbury called Nick. I think, if
thats not your name then you eat reindeer pepperamis
and its Neil's fault I've got your name wrong. Its
that work experience boy here. Could you please e-mail
me directly back? Great.

Well, to everybody else, you can ignore that
paragraph, here's an interesting fact:

A donkey would sink in quicksand but a mule would not.

Also, here's an amusing anectdote from my day (I
gather these go down well here)

A woman came in today wanting a tourist guide to New
York but we didn't have one from 2001 or 2002.
Nonetheless, she was happy to take away the 2000 copy,
despite its err, shall we say, vertical innacuracies?

OK, thanks to all.

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