Sinister: coming, coming, come

[Mark Casarotto]

Hi Sinister.

I wouldn't recommend using any masturbatory technique
to time eggs, unless you are Tom and like them
extremely hard boiled. This whole one-minute thing was
the result of a bet I rashly made once upon a time
that I could, um, achieve from a standing start in 30
seconds. I was wrong by a factor of two. It's not that
I didn't fancy you, etc. etc.

Apologies to Sweetie for hurting her ear at the
Glasgow picnic (don't ask) and losing her pills
(ditto). Thanks to Sweetie for providing much of the
day's entertainment, though :) It was a smashing
picnic, so mad props to Idleberry for organising it
and Lucy for filling in the gaps...

I am ageing, and muh eyebrows are sprouting bonkers
hairs. Sigh.

Mark xxx




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