Sinister: Tits is just a modern bosom

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello my internet friends..

I'm still at the Internet cafe and Muse are playing in the background right 
now, and I thought of you.

Haha, that sounded the most unflattering.. no I don't really mean that 
you're unbearably dull and uninspirational and full of shit.  I just 
wondered whether "Muscle Museum" was written with "Arse Muscles" in mind.

Speaking of arse muscles, it was nice to know that Thomas Henderson pissed 
into a cup in Glastonbury.. must have been a big cup!  I hope he has 
labelled his cup "The State", and then gave it to other people and said 
"Look, it's the state urine".  Good chat-up line, maybe.  Perhaps as good a 
chat-up line as one can get, with a cup of piss in hand.

All the piss a-flowing reminds me that, a flowing e-mail requires links 
between one paragraph and another, like a train, which is a form of public 
transport, a bit like a bus.

Riding on city buses for a hobby is sad.  I did the other night though, 
although not necessarily as a pursuit.  It was more like a chase, for three 
buses that took me from one side of North London to another, and then to the 
middle of North London again.  Oh and I am now too late for the last tube 
home.

Tube.  There is this young couple next to me in this internet cafe who seem 
to be having sex with clothes on.  Rod Stewart would have said, "blimey!".  
Maybe I should too, blimey.  Cock.  Can't wait til Saturday to shuttle cock 
with Archel!  Balls.  And bowling on Sunday!  Tits!

Udders and Red Bulls
Ken
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Http://www.missprint.org/sinister/latest-date.html

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