Sinister: haikus revealed // weeks twentyseven // two thousand and two

[ee fumblings]

Well, no matter, now
the damage is done...just
sit down and listen.

The plan is that this
will MAKE LEARNING FUN. I'll let
you know if it works.

Go shopping for red
knickers now! Five years, blimey.
That's a lot of posts.

The songs included
some Storytelling tracks and
they worked really well.

A great Icelandic
band called The Leaves opened the
gig and did it well.

Hey Gummi, I saw
a great band last night, I think
they were called Slowblow.

Just had an email
from a friend recommending
Kippi Kaninus.

I dragged him along
though, and needless to say he
was very impressed.

Eh? Security
Guy: They are a band. There are
more than two of them.

Oh, I know what I
mean! Welcome aboard Reggie
and other 'newbies'.

One in Newcastle
next week and one in Leeds the
week after. Yikes.

Why I didn't think
that would apply to "indy"
music I don't know.

It's even better
than Spider-Man (well, it has
more depth, anyway).

If you fancy tall
boys with dark hair, I should be
right up your alley.

GIVE YOUR WOMAN MORE
PLEASURE! i'm NOT kidding. no.
i don't have penis.

Clive noticed scuff marks
on the threadbare carpet that
he hadn't seen before.

I don't doubt it an
awful lot. but I won't hold
my breath: I would die.

I am human too.
well, neil robertson. isn't
HE a NICE guy? HEY.

I could be/feel as
big and clever as I used
to be/do. do/be.

Sometimes, you just sit
and stare at your screen and you
don't know what to type.

I got ill again
this week; it keep happening.
Moon River and me.

But now that's over
I have to get into the
real work, and I'm stuck.

I sit in bed and
can't sleep, because too many
things are on my mind.

The only goats here
are getting long in the tooth,
and short on the truth.

It's easier to
stay indoors....in my castle
where I am despot.

It hovers, that cloud
of confusion...and I beat
it back with reason.

// ee //

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