Sinister: i was looking for a job and then i found a job

[Thomas Henderson]

   hello,

      heavens knows i'm miserable now. she said the
ultimatum again last night, if i leave the job i can
forget her too. i need to be miserable to be happy. i
asked her if i made her unhapppy, she said yes. i
asked her if she would be more unhappy without me, she
said shed get over it. i thought this translated to
she would be happier without me. aparently not.
 
        she cried this morning when she dropped me
off. she was shouting at me because she was going to
be late to pick up the other girl for work. she
stopped outside my house and i went to get out then
she asked for a peck on the cheek, i obliged. she
cried. 

       i thought about it last night, doing it. it's
something i could never do. i only thought about it. i
said i'd do it. people who say they'll do it never do.
my gran tried to do it once, she was one who
threatened it too. she knew what she was doing. she
knew she wasn't doing it right. she took a lot of
valium, she knew they'd only make her sleep, and not
eternaly. she knew what she was doing.

      so i'll not be swimming, i'll just be hanging
around at the harbour waiting on my little own water
taxi to come pick me up, you never know quite when
they're going to come for you. 

        oh well, for the speciffic attention of anyone
who remembers: even if the dolphin had lost it's
porpoise in life, what would you prefer dolphins or
jam? 

        re: jokes; 
       q what happens if you put whiskey on your lawn?

       a it grows half cut.
       q how did darth vader know what luke skywalker
was getting for his christmas?
       a he felt his pressence
       a(2) for people who already know the joke)
            he's his dad of course he knows what he 
got for christmas
 
  oh well, i'm off to be sad and eyeore like again
i quite like that actually.

      luv eyeore, in a smiths tshirt  
 
           tom xxx.      

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