Sinister: bring it all back to chu

[Patricia Brazil]

well!

shame on ken chu, that's all i can say:
i have it on very good authority* that the lovely bel just couldn't take his 
incessant PS's, "when are the clues coming out?", "i wonder if the band will 
ever let us know..?" etc etc

poor wee bel just couldn't cope

that's even why they sent her home from america, her whimpering during 
performances ("why won't he stop, we've said we'll do it soon, please god just 
let him stop") was kind of distracting for the other members of the band

so there you have it folks - remember, it always comes back to chu


another world exclusive** brought to you by 
trish delish


* which is to say, i completely made that up
** also known as tissue of lies

PS I wonder if it's a little too soon to joke about isobel leaving the band?


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