Sinister: World Cup results revealed

[Sam Walton]

Hello all.

Wow, and double wow.

What a performance - like Italy at the back, like Brazil going forward.

Trevor Sinclair is the bastard love-child of Pelé, surely.

And Danny Mills. Oh Danny boy, you're more than just a thug, that's plain to 
see.

Teddy's contribution cannot be ignored either. A stinging volley with his 
third touch, a player with more footballing nouse in his little finger than 
Ariel Ortega has in his entire body.

With that kind of play we're a force to be reckoned with. It was orgasmic 
stuff - the close control demonstrated by the entire team, and the cool 
handling under pressure from Porno showed the world what a quality side we 
were.

This was a better performance that Munich: there, Germany played shit, and 
we pounded them into submission. But this afternoon, Argentina played 
excellently, and we were better than them.

The greatest moment of the game surely has to be when David Beckham broke 
Gonzalez' nose. Pah! Take that for '86 and '98.


++++++CONTENT++++++

So Isobel left. I was initially sad, but then realised that it's actually 
nothing to cry about. Only her face will be missed. I can't help feeling 
that it's the beginning of the end for the band (although perhaps Stuart 
David's departure signalled that), but that's no bad thing - they've had a 
Brilliant Career. My hope is they'll release one more blinding record 
(featuring The Magic Of A Kind Word, Lord Anthony and Miraculous Technique) 
to rival the genius of the first three, and then call it a day.

But who knows? Not me.

++++++END CONTENT++++++


The industry of Sol and Rio at the back was outstanding, and for once, the 
boy Heskey wasn't shit.

This afternoon we were the best team in the world. We just need five more 
identical performances...



love

Asm.x



P.S. Although I understand that a lot of people on this list are a) not 
English, or b) totally disinterested in football, a display like this needs 
comemorating in as many ways as possible.





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