Sinister: Big John Thomas Shaft

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

I was going to talk about football results but if I do I'd have to put 
(WARNING FOOTBALL RESULT) on the subject line which means Laurel Lemming 
won't read my post and I don't want that.

I then really wanted to talk about love but then the wise Jason had already 
talked about it to great lengths, it's just a shame that girls don't fancy 
him because he's too wise.  Personally I'm all about those 30% of girls he 
speaks of who like to be taken advantage of, it's just a shame that I seem 
to only ever meet the other 70% or something.. actually I didn't quite 
understand what the split was, I didn't actually understand much but that's 
just me.

I love Big John Shaft.  Are there any other girls who love Big John Shaft?  
We should date.

Dates and Red Bulls
Ken

P.S.: Okay sorry Laurel but I can't control myself, if you don't want the 
result look away now!

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YAYYAYAYAYAYAY ENGLAND WON 1-0 WOOOOO EAT MY GOAL DUDE etc.

BTW, I agree with Sam Walton as usual.. WE BEAT ARGENTINA BY A GOAL SCORED 
FROM PENALTY i.e. we're better than Brazil, Italy, etc. and basically the 
best.  Actually I shouldn't mention any of those teams since my beloved 
China will have to play Brazil and my other beloved team Ecuador got beated 
by Italians in their girlie uniforms. grr.

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