Sinister: haikus revealed // week twentytwo // two thousand and two

[ee fumblings]

Please remember this
one as an example of
how not to do it.

Instead, read one of
ken's, he'll enlighten you if
you ask him nicely.

Who´s going on the
Moldy peaches concert in
Göteborg this tuesday.

I'm up the next two
weekends to look myself. Thank
you for your time. N.

I don't want to see
Will Young castrate Heard It Through
The Grapevine. Jesus.

Ozzy was great, but
even he didn't know what
he was doing there.

The Times lavished praise
all over it, as did most
of the broadsheets, natch.

Storytelling has
a good tune and Sarah is
a lovely singer.

Forget Spice Girls, I'd
say that's real Girl Power, but
that's so anyway.

Keep the briars out,
they say. You cannot live and
keep free of briars.

I don't have all that
much spending cash so I got
to watch my budget.

Le Tigre however
are the furthest thing from shite.
they are rock. solid.

This, for some reason,
launched me into a chasm
of gloom and self doubt.

Ha! I have one now.
No problem. To think I was
worried about it.

They all took turns to
play just about everything
each. It kinda worked.

Is it just me or 
is anyone else dusting 
down their guillotine?

ps, I think that 
was a haiku. Please include 
it EE. go on.

pps, that was 
also a haiku. how weird 
is that?  This is too.                         

The children lose count
of the giraffes as we steam
on past the tall trees.

I'll have to smuggle
it into the office in
my lunchbox, I think.

Isobel the best
of luck in whatever she
does, blah blah wibble.

I'll let you all know
about it. Feel free to send
more answers in, though.

I want to plant art
around the city without
warning anyone.

I haven't listened
to all of it yet. And I
haven't seen the film.

Subject: Sinister:
The tacos are good. That's what's
really important.

I heard about it
from the list, so I guess I
shouldn't be surprised.

It's just one of the
greatest feelings in the world.
Or it should have been.

Or how long it will
take to get one? I had more
to say, honestly.

Pulp, Mercury Rev,
and promo videos from
Seafood and Clinic.

I'm glad that he's not
presenting the World Cup. Oh
wait, that's Bob Wilson.

I wonder if the
answers to the Booty hunt
will be revealed soon.

MISCELLANEOUS
Yay I'm moving into my
new place this Sunday..

But I also get
the feeling that the song is
about giving up.

If she can't show up
for work (IE: the US tour) then
fire her big ass.

If the answer is
b, then ignore the former,
and move to the news.

I can't say I know
if that's working out, as she's
been out of contact.

I'm glad I'm not the
only one disappointed
by Bel's departure.

Field Mice were engaged
in a pitched battle with Felt
for my attention.

So i'll come off it.
to tell you all the truth i
don't know what love is.

I may indeed be
older, but I'm certainly
not a clever swine.

Subject: Sinister:
i just remembered what made
me think of all this.

I want to know what
kind of stories it tell to
inspire songs like those.

Hello! I was the
girl reading the book right in
front of you in line.

I think the band have
changed a lot recently, in
very subtle ways.

But it's another
kind of love, a more simple
and easier kind.

I'll see some of you
soon, some of you later and
some of you never.

// ee //

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