Sinister: Tandoori Smelling (includes SECRET E-MAIL FROM JEEPSTER!)

[kchu at xxx.uk]

Oh my God.. whilst I was busy making sweet love with the toilet yesterady I
didn't realise that a member of JEEPSTER accidentally sent me the follow e-mail
OH. MY. GOD.  read this:

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>>From: theboss at xxx.uk
>>To: stuart at murdoch.com
>>Subject: Storytelling
>>
>>Stuart,
>>
>>For goodness sake what have you done?  Nice tunes, but this new Storytelling
ALBUM
>>that I've told you to make?  It's supposed to be an A L B U M?  In case you
didn't know,
>>the "L" in "L.P." stands for LONG, i.e. not short.  Damn fool, now go and make
the album
>>longer so I can make more money.
>>
>>Jeepster's Boss
>>P.S.: And what's this business with Isobel leaving?  Who am I going to model
>>on the 2003 B&S nudity calender?  and NO, not your stupid car.
>>
>
>From: Stuart at xxx.com
>To: theboss at jeepster.co.uk
>Subject: Re: Storytelling
>
>Aye, no bother boss.  I've now added a few 10 second sound clip fillers to the
>album - it's now 2 minutes longer than before!!!  Aren't I clever?  It's got
nothing
>to do with trying to give a background on what the songs were written for at
all.
>
>I bet you can make at least œ50 more than before.
>
>Stuart
>P.S.: I've got a few photos of me in Chicago Cubs' uniform you can use!

Scandalous.  I'd say lets all go raid Jeepster HQ to get our money back!

Ken
P.S.: I wonder if ee cummings has already tried revealing haikus from the actual
B&S songs
e.g.
me and the major
could become close friends cos we
get on the same train

while your head is clear
while your head is la la la
la la la la la

la la la la la
la la la la la la la
la la la la la

an old newspaper
fell into their hands through some
passing traveller

etc.

jason.cochrane wrote on 11/06/2002 20:18:59
>I would also like to state for the record that I don't like the Storytelling
>album. It's not the music.. the music is fine. It's the way companies take
>advantage of fans and put out absolute trash.  I don't think anything
>artistic had to do with those snippets of dialogue going on the album. it's
>just filler.... to make the running time longer so that they could market it
>as a full album. Why a record company would do this is beyond me...
>considering that there are alternatives to actually paying for the album.
>See y'all on Audiogalaxy...while it lasts.




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