Sinister: There's a lot CHU be done while your KEN is still young

[Rachel fruitloop]

HELLOOOOOO SINISTER!!!

Due (CHU) to the recent outbreak of KEN CHU sitings in subject lines,
I thought I owed it to you (CHU) all to warn you (CHU): YOU ARE
PLAYING WITH FIRE!!!  OK(EN). So maybe you won't get burned.  But
it's all-consuming! (all-KENCHUming).  You, too, (CHU) may become
addicted to putting a PY in your RE-PLY. Here's my personal "Posts
Cited" list with all of the subject lines I've used with Ken's name:

3rd Post; September 24th, 2001: "Well I like KEN CHU, I know he likes
you"
10th Post; October 12th, 2001: "CHUfactor"
11th Post; October 14th, 2001: "It's not as if they're paying CHU,
it's not as if it's KEN"
17th Post; November 2nd, 2001: "CHU wears the clothes of an Emperor"
20th Post; November 8th, 2001: "The CHUnited states of KEnlamity,
hey!" 
23rd Post; November 19th, 2001: "It's no wonder KEN CHU is dribbling
spit tonight"... 
24th Post; November 29th, 2001: "KEN in the snow, way CHU go"
25th Post; December 5th, 2001: "Take CHUey with his bow and arrow,
KEN's a mastermind"
26th Post; DeKENber 20th, 2001: "I'd rather be fat than be KENCHUsed"
27th Post; DeCHUber 25th, 2001: "To tell someone all the truth before
it KENs CHU"
29th Post; January 13th, 2002: "KEN that mean that I'm getting
boring? CHU tell me..."
31st Post; January 30th, 2002: "we KEN meet up in L.A. if CHU want"
33rd Post; February 8th, 2002: "I will KENfess to CHU"...
34th Post; February 14th, 2002: "KEN put me on the ground with
CHU-do"
35th Post; February 21st, 2002: "Have CHU and her been taKEN pictures
of your obsessions?"

So, you see, they are coming in rapid succession now, with no end in
sight. I may have to go to CHUaholics KENonymous!  I have a whole
bunch of future subject lines stored up in this sick mind of mine!

I'll be in London in 2 weeks!  I wonder if meeting KEN CHU will cure
my CHUdropping(s) problem or just make it worse!

now a bit of *****REPORTING BACK*****
We had a little Sinister meetup here in Los Angeles on Saturday,
February 23rd. You may remember them from such meet-ups as Los
Angeles, June 2001 and November 2001: in attendance were Michael
Vance and his friend Martin, Jose, Ernie Cloves, Jennifer Juniper and
Me and my best friend Vicky.  We met at the movie theater where we
saw 'Storytelling', which I thought was grate.  But like I always
say, I'm no critic.  I like movies for a lot of different factors and
I'm pretty easy to please.  I liked the second part better than the
first part, but I liked the first part, too. I liked hearing Belle &
Sebastian's music in the soundtrack.  After the movie, we proceeded
to a swanky joint nearby called Swingers where we had good food and
good conversation, and Jennifer and I took our table's collective
quarters and loaded up the jukebox.  I think a pleasant evening was
had by all.  We parted ways outside of the restaurant because
everybody seemed to be fairly tired and so our low-key evening of
Sinister fun ended at that.

Shout outs to the kitties who couldn't make it, especially Cameron,
Chris, Juju, Katie Cheeriodle, Rachel Cornflake, Sara Bus Stoppers,
and Brier Random!

Well, that's all for me for tonight! Love to you all (especially
Ben!)

love,
Rachel fruitloop

P.S. Laura Llew, I like the term "tawdry trollop" or "sinful harlot"
or the good ol' fashioned "two-bit whore"!



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