Sinister: He's oozing "it"

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

There is a wall made of glass panels in-between the place I sit and the 
boss' office, when the lights are off inside the office I can see my own 
reflection off the glass which would now work like a mirror.  I looked just 
moments ago and I am just so in awe of my sheer sex appeal I thought I'd 
share.

My hair looks very indie today, I think it's because I haven't washed it for 
a while, nor brushed it.  If I start smoking now as well then I'd be right 
in there with miss maple, who expressed her love for such boys in her post 
the other day.  I'm not sure about getting cancer just for the ability to 
pull though.

Further down, my glasses have become very tight and it's been giving me a 
headache for a week now, and that is worrying because I don't recall 
anything unusual that happened to my glasses during this week, maybe they 
have just shrunk in the rain, or maybe my head just grew bigger.

Speaking of growing bigger, and further down, the knobby bit of my tie has 
slipped rather loose and it's turned into the size of a small tomato, which 
means retightening is needed.  My tie is nice today it's got a pattern of 
small butterflies all over but from a distance it's just patterns.  A lot of 
people at the office have some really horrendous ties, especially the 
bosses, it seems.  One was wearing a black tie with little orange blobs on 
it.. it wasn't nice.

My shirt is a very vague baige colour, like, it's not white, but it's not 
exactly coloured either - it blends quite well with the colour of the 
keyboard and the mouse though.

My belt is holding up my trousers very well, and the zipper on the trousers 
works, which always pleases me.  On a pair of jeans I have the zipper keeps 
on slipping down, which was quite inconvenient, one time I was playing pool 
and I was winning against my friend, and this girl on the other table kept 
looking at me.  There I was thinking that she liked my potting accuracy, and 
then I looked down and noticed that my jeans were flying low, so maybe she 
was more impressed with the positioning of my balls.

My shoes are nice, it's a very nice one of those "walking shoes" which are 
less formal than proper shoes but yet still elegant enough to wear inside 
the office.  The only blemish is a little bit of mud stain across the top 
when I cut across the grass the other day when I was late for work the other 
day.  When I get that cleaned I'd be totally immacuate once again.

A very sexy outfit, wouldn't you agree?  I thought so anyway, I would have 
given myself a crush vote even, if I could give myself a crush vote, and if 
crush votes are allowed to be based on looks alone, rather than on the 
quality of the posts, as this one was shite.  Sorry but I look so fine I 
just couldn't help it.

Pheromones and Red Bulls
Ken

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