Sinister: a lunchtime wasting

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello sinister,

I guess I've just halved my summer holidays by sleeping loads last night, 
but it hasn't actually done me any good because I'm still tired and my 
jumper is way too warm for the office and my hot body.  And my 
semi-arthritis is kicking in today and thus this morning my right hand is as 
strong as water's alcohol level, hence why I'm using it to write half of 
this e-mail right now.  Well being forced to be left-handed at least means 
that I'm truly sinister.

I feel terrible now but I have a good feeling about this lunch time, which 
happens in a mere 4 hours time, I'm going to receive a free sandwich from my 
work agency and then I'm going home for lunch, and it's going to be a sunny 
day and I'll spend it on a solo sinister picnic in my garden with my 
sandwich to fill my stummy, a cheeky bevvie to lower my immense body heat 
and a tiny miniature football with "Euro 2000" written on it that I found in 
my garden, some kid probably kicked it into there by accident and probably 
cried about it too, but peepers keepers so there, besides I don't know who I 
would return it to so I may as well put it into good use by practicing my 
running volleys with it.

Unfortunately I have no access to a portable music reproduction device such 
as a ghetto-blaster which would have made it perfect.  It's not perfect now, 
but in a couple of months time everything will be just dandy.  I might even 
have gotten myself a ghetto-blaster by then.

Ooh and look Belle & Sebastian are doing a tour soon, I reckon they should 
do Glastonbury this year, rubbing shoulders with Rod Stewart - they can do a 
duet called "Stewart Murdoch" and then sturan can even steal all the 
limelight, cunning.

Left handed hugs and Red Bulls
Ken

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