Sinister: a poem for sinister

[idleberry]

Chocoholic Dreams
(by idleberry when she were, like 17.. smutty little
tart)

A luscious bar of creamy milk chocolate,
its body dark and smooth
scantily clad in a shimmering skin tight violet
costume
gently divided by soft crevasses
whispering my name with sultry eroticism
inviting me to relish and fulfil my every fantasy
enticing my carnal desires
luring me coser with its sensuous charm
i squeeze it pasionately between my warm wet, fleshy
lips
its voluptuous segments tantalising to the eye
oozing heavenly sweetness with each bite
each and every square made urposefully for the
pleasure of my tastebuds
to melt away slowly in my mouth
releasing a delicious, sumptuous luxurious velvet
leaving me craving for more.

(the end)

I thought that would give you something to laugh at. I
sat writing it when I was 17, with my pal in the
school canteen, giggling, trying to think of dafter
and dafter words. Then, for a joke, I gave it to my
teacher, she liked it, and wanted it to be made "more
sexy!".
I got an A for it, so hey, there you go.

So the moral of that story?
English teachers need more real-life sex.

I thank you.

Idles





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