Sinister: If you're leaving sinister...

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Dear sinister,

I was playing with Caitlin's Sinister adventure book game, and like with 
most of those books I was absolutely crap at it.

Crap because I'm such a natural voyeur and so whenever I play those books I 
always end up peeking into pages by accident and find an ending that sounds 
REALLY NICE (e.g. you now live in an island with lots of trains full of 
girls who fancy you), and then I'd endeavour myself to reaching that ending, 
and as always, ending up with a finale that I don't want (e.g. you now live 
in an island with lots of trains full of girls who fancy every other boy but 
you).

Well in Caitlin's post I saw that "chapter sex" (did you mean six?) had KEN 
CHU written in it, so I tried to find a trail to get to that chapter but I 
ended up with some sentimental crap that I didn't want, so I QUIT Caitlin's 
game, and then I of course WHINGED about it before I left.

Haha, I didn't post for one weekend and everyone started complaining and 
leaving already.  Better post something to keep you interested then, man 
this is like a day-time job.

So here's another post now for you full of B&S contents, and witticisms and 
provides hours of entertainment, yet is short.

Love and Red Bulls
Ken

If You're Leaving Sinister
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Anthony has left the list because he thought he'd never feel this way again
If he goes back to the list then things would go from bad to worse, what 
could he do?
He wants to remember things exactly as he posted on that sunny day
And if there is something else beyond, he gets real mad because
They're bound to be more boring than today
They're bound to be more boring than tomorrow

Hilary has left the list because she couldn't think of anything to say
She thought everybody was quite boring, so she never listened anyway
Nobody was really saying anything of interest, she fell asleep
She was into NME and hateful debates
Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me
Her cup of tea, she would admit to no one
Her cup of tea, she would admit to me
Oh but her cup of tea, she would admit to no one

Hilary went to the sini list because she wanted information
Dirt vicar, or whoever, took her to one side and gave her fornication
Zozefina's calling her, the contents on the list is looking lovely
But those didn't interest, the only things she wants to know is
How much's the gig and when and where to go
How much's the gig and when and where to follow
How much's the gig and when and where to go
How much's the gig and when and where to follow

But if you are leaving sinister
Go off and see a minister
He'll try in vain
To stay awake to hear you whinge about the list forever
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

When he rejoined, his spirituality was thrown into confusion
So he got a special deal on ranting
>From the man at Rediffusion
"Look at me! I've left the list
It makes up for the shortcomings of being a nob
Now I'm better than you all", picked up for deliberation
By the people reading this at home
By the people reading in the office
By the people reading this at home
By the people reading in the office

But if you are leaving sinister
Just so you can start dissing us
Then chances are you'll probably feel better
If you stayed and played with yourself

<The end>
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