Sinister: Oldmen bingo cliche

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

How's things sinister?

Hope you're all well, but then how can you not be feeling happy it is Spring 
time (people on the Southern hemisphere have autumn now and that's not to be 
sniffled at either)?

Yes spring is finally actually here, I can tell because the big fuck-off 
spiders are crawling out of their big fuck-off hideouts to my house to give 
me a big fuck-off scare; and today at lunchtime I took a walk around the 
pretty lake next to our place of work, and the ducks have started their 
mating rituals already.

All the young drakes were there, competing for attention of the young 
feminine, flapping their wings, and racing each other along the waves and 
serenading their maidens on the top of their lungs.  At the end the lady 
duck went for the largest drake.  Shallow, maybe, but then I suppose that's 
why ducks are confined to the shallow ponds.

The two rejected male swam away, there wasn't another single female duck 
around.  Too tired to cry foul, the fowls retire to sulk over the cruelty of 
the world - one day they'd learn that there's no point.  No use, to be 
sulking.

Anyway, Dimitra, whose name now seems synonymous with picnics (for all the 
good reasons), proposed for a picnic on the Wednesday before the Brixton 
gig.  Unfortunately, unless she decides to hold this next to my office in 
Milton Keynes (hey, we have a lake here at least - with shagging in it, no 
less, plus other filth), I'd have to send my apologies as I have to work 
that day.

However, on this coming Sunday, there is a one-day concert/DJing 
extraveganza organised by Track and Field called "Pow! to the people" 
(yes..) at The Monarch in Camden/Chalk Farm, featuring the illustrious 
Camera Obscura, no less, plus other bands.

That band itself features Stuart Murdoch's very own lady duckling 
Tracy-Anne, no less, plus other members, and possibly someone from our very 
own Sinister Parish, so there are even B&S connections for those of you who 
are obsessed.

And everyone in London are recommended to go.  I don't know what the format 
of the event (yes, the Track and Field event) is to be like, the website 
says the doors open at 2pm, so maybe there's even time for a picnic 
beforehand, for those of you who are inclined in that way.  It is v.close to 
primrose hill.

Ducks and Red Bulls
Ken
P.S.: I wonder, now that all three B&S treasure hunt trophies have been 
found, if the answers to the various treasure hunt clues will be revealed to 
us any time soon.
P.S.2.: Why was Hannah Brown in a bath full of jizzz the last time she 
posted?  I am intrigued, is it just another mystery that I'll never solve?
X-box: I can't think of a moral for the duck story apart from the lucky duck 
gets a fuck.

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