Sinister: the seaman has arrived (SORRY NO TICKETS FOR SALE)

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

The other day I was driving in my car, when I stopped at the traffic lights 
I looked to my left, and there I saw two flies clung tightly to my window, 
and onto each other, genital to genital (I'm not hot on insect biology but 
I've figured out what they were doing from the fact that one fly had its 
entire bum stuck up the others' arse).

As the lights went green (in more sense than one?) the car accelerated to 
some speed, and out of the corner of my eye I saw that one fly is still 
attached to the window!  The other fly had lost grip but was hanging on 
through its arse.. it was quite amusing, and I'd like to think that I helped 
the two flies achieve the orgasms of their lives, like in the movie "crash" 
where all these perverts get off by shagging and having high speed 
collisions at the same time.

Speaking of flies, I'm going to be flyING in an hour's time.. Heathrow 
Airport is boring and that's why I'm writing you all a sinister e-mail, 
despite NOT HAVING A TICKET TO SELL.  Although this departure lounge does 
have a Virtual Tennis 2 machine, where I can play tennis as Jelena Dokic, 
who is nice.  In fact I am going to go and have another game now!

Yours Sinisterly
Ken
P.S.:will B&S ever release the treasure hint answers?  we just don't know.
p.s. this took 10 secs less than 15 mins.. shit better click send now.

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