Sinister: haikus revealed // week seventeen // two thousand and two

[ee fumblings]

I find myself in
a predicament I don't
know how to handle.

The prize was a pair
of tickets for what ever
region you live in.

I hope that those of
you coming to the show will
have a beer with us.

Perfect timing. Let's
have a pint. no sinister
around, suspicious.

Mornington crescent,
Camden station still closed.... Up
to the northern lines.

Apologies and
hiya to anyone I failed
to mention above.

BASS PLAYER FROM THE
SMITHS CAME ROUND TO MY HOUSE. i
was quite excited.

Kenyan and I are
all tough WOLF SHIRT WEARERS. I
bet you are jealous.

There was even a
young girl who may or may not
have dreamt of horses.

I became fond of
the familiar faces. Life
moves on, as did I.

Easter, it's spring, it
gets dark quite late though not as
late as in Scotland.

Ian, sometimes I
don't think at all. Or I think
of different things.

I know what I have
been telling you to keep the
faith in all along.

It's just around the
corner from where I live so
i was curious.

Pullman Washington!
Dinky little college town.
Concert was great, though...

Sounds like it's being
played on dinosaur bones and
huge slabs of granite.

Jon Spencer started
this shit and he does it best
I hate Journalists.

Well hello there. It's
true, Ian will never be
as good as Archel.

Ah well. List abuse
is, one supposes, better
than self-abuse.

Probably raise a
smile out of me when I go
to work there also.

I might just write them
on the walls of the lavvy
anyhow*. Thats it.

I was trying to
set a record for being
the Longest Lurker.

I'm sorry I was
rushed for time with this and have
no Sinister name.

She had to do it.
Nobody know how little
time she might have then.

I hope one day to
feel the kind of everyday
joy she did, or does.

I hope to God that
any message I send out
gets to her somehow.

Against History
due today for my Irish
History final.

However, it's still
not here and I leave on my
roadtrip tomorrow.

Hello! So, last night
I saw a little band called
Belle and Sebastian.

You Want to Be a
Rock N Roll Star (cover) The
show was amazing.

Laura, I'm looking
at you. Bulk love, -Vanilla
Flavoured David.

The Loneliness Of
A Middle Distance Runner
last night in Texas.

Or if we couldn't
make connections between things
and derive beauty.

Tell it. If you're tired 
of the silent night jesus, 
well then you yell it.

SWITCH THE SIGN "So, how
do I get from Grimsby to
Leeds?" "Oh, it's easy.

If you don't want to
know what happens near the end
at all, spank me now.

Stuart teased us that
they were going to play a
Butthole Surfers song.

Please email me back,
it's face value, of course, and
in the orchestra.

Oh yes baby, when
it's time to party, surely,
we will party hard.

I HEART KEN CHU badge,
not to mention a melted
chocolate bar from Greece.

I'd let you know that
This is your time to pay this
is your judgement day.

I've been listening
to it so much lately. PET
SOUNDS by the Beach Boys.

And if they don't have
the money for the beer, I'll
buy them one. Word up.

Subject: Sinister:
but when the wind starts to shift
there's no argument.

I'm still not sure which
to do, so could someone please
tell me what to think.

I'm glad they're touring.
I'm glad people are getting
a chance to see them.

Please have a little
bit of consideration
to the rest of us.

But its the ones with
on or two lines that are a
total waste of time.

And then this man was
sitting in a corner, this
raggedy old man.

But he asked for some
money towards a coffee
in exchange for it.

Other than that the
show was great. The Rocky skit
was hilarious.

I can proudly say
ONE of the best looking girls
in SF is taken.

I didn't drive eight
hours and pay dollars to
be disappointed.

I had a mini
panic attack... Isobel
come on the NYC stage.

I attended my
first belle and sebastian show
last night at philly.

Disappearance Of
Isobel, the World's Coolest
Cello Player Inc.

Had a woman flash
a boob at me to display
a tattoo she had...

Subject: Sinister:
Isobel's presence at the
USA concerts....

Probably blatant
list abuse but I am in
need, so forgive me.

I've heard them all from
some of my caring friends. Hope
to hear something back.

Email me off list
if you have questions, concerns,
or just think I'm cute.

/ ee /



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