Sinister: The United States I am in

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Yo sinister,

Hey wassup guys?  Hope y'all are having an awesome week so far, cos this 
week is, like, totally bitchin' dudes.

That was my American lingo, and here's how I acquired it...


...The story began a couple of weeks ago, when suddenly whilst watching 
"Popular" the TV show, on TV, I noticed how professional these young actors 
were, they carry on acting despite not being able to act at all!  Much like 
a football player who soldiers on despite injuring his second metatarsal 
bone.  So, I thought, I WANT TO BE AN ACTOR!  And so embarked on starting a 
career in acting.

And, being the talented man that I am, I fabricated a CV that was good 
enough for a major theatre production company to think that I'm worth more 
than a small lump of cheese, and invited me to an audition in their theatre 
house!  So, I set off to the theatre house, and I've been told that once I 
get near the theatre house in Aldwych in London then I'd be able to see the 
big sign for the musical they have there.

And sure enough, there were signs galore once I got there, so I followed the 
sign, and it was like as if I entered a distorted dimension.. the further I 
walked towards the sign, the further it seemed to be away!!  First I had to 
take a taxi for 10 minutes, then take a bus for 2 hours, and then!  I had to 
take a plane for 8 hours!

But finally I got there!  I arrived, at the place where the musical is, it 
was a big theatre, and the stage was state-of-the-art - they even have those 
conveyor belt on stage things that take you from one end of the stage to 
another (like they had for the hearsay concert), wow, so I started singing 
when I was on stage

"sweeeeeeet hommmeeeeeeee chiiicccaaagoo"

I sang, "ha ha very funny" said an actor in a uniform as he pretended to put 
a stamp on my passport.  You can tell these actors aren't in "Popular", 
since their acting are wonderful!  No matter how hard I told them they would 
insist that I was in an AIRPORT, rather than a THEATRE HOUSE...



The point of the story was that I'm in Chicago!!  And Chicago is great and 
I'll see B&S in a few days!!  And sorry I don't have a ticket to sell!!!  
Does anyone know that there is going to be a Chicago picnic this Saturday??  
You should all come.  It's at the Belmont Harbor Marina.

This tells you all about it.....
http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/latest/msg00069.html

DUDE!  It's gonna be the shit man.  So get your ass down on Saturday or I'd 
personally whip it.



Also, does anyone know that there is going to be a picnic in Ann Arbor in 
anticipation of the Detroit show this Friday??  You should all come.  It's 
at the Art Museum.

This tells you all about it.....
http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/latest/msg00073.html

DUDE!  It's gonna be the shit man.  So get your ass down on Friday or I'd 
personally whip it.


SUMMARY
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- Ken's in Chicago
- Saturday Chicago picnic
  http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/latest/msg00069.html
- Friday Ann Arbor picnic (before Detroit)
  http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/latest/msg00073.html
- Drink Red Bull

Picnic's and Red Bulls
Ken
P.S.: Sorry about the delusional tone of this message, I blame the free 
booze on the plane.
P.S.2.: Now that all of the B&S treasure hunt trophies have been found I 
wonder if the band will release the answers to the various clues any time 
soon..

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