Sinister: silly games for silly people...(?)

[Zoe Charaktinou]

Hello lovely people...
I am senidng a rather silly game thingy..OK so it has originated from a
forward BUT I think it's lovely.
Anything that gives you a name like Zsa-zsa Gigglesprinkles is bound to be
lovely...
I mean you don't have to do it or anything..I don't even know that book but
it's fun. Plus if you are dead bored you can start thinking of names of your
friends or silly people and laugh yourself to death...maybe...(I swear I can
do anything in order not to study at this stage...aaaaaah two weeks and a
half...aaaaaaa....).

Sooooooo...go on, go on,go on...it might change your whole
life...hehehehehe...

Kisses,
Zsa-zsa...:P
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The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
the Perilous Plot  of  Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey:  The evil
Professor forces everyone  to  assume new names.....

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first  name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

 Use the first letter of your last name to dertermine the FIRST half of your
NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x =tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to dertermine the second half of your
NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
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