Sinister: haikus revealed // week eighteen // two thousand and two

[ee fumblings]

Scotland still sells more
newspapers per capita
than anywhere else.

Stuart and Mick were
quite sweet and stopped to talk to
everyone outside.

Kevin, I saw you
the whole show and knew I was
in great company.

Anyway, it's at
THE WOODSIDE SOCIAL CLUB, NORTH
WOODSIDE ROAD, GLASGOW.

I don't post much, but
I would like your advice, if
you would be so kind.

And I don't want to
sleep in the van another
night," implored Stuart.

I've lost Bel!" "Look no
further," said Sarah, pulling
away the ghost's sheet.

Hm... it was SO great!
I got front row right in front
of stevie about.

I would write about
it but I'm still somewhere far
off in La La land.

I've been waiting for
this for years now...I guess you
all know the feeling...

It's at the Belmont
Harbor Marina. This tells
you all about it.....

What was I doing?
He scanned the printed names and
said "Go-Betweens. Cool".

I didn¹t know and a
lot of my friends did as well.
I couldn¹t believe it.

Put the Book Back on
the Shelf Legal Man all sorts
of good crazy shit.

I didn't see one.
On the way out I bought one
of the tea-towels...

And... And you know what
it's been replaced with? David
Gray. I'm not kidding.

Say I Told You So
as the last song, but hey, it's
good. I need chocolate.

Because if it was
to designate minors it
didn't seem to work.

OK, I think I'll
live. Just wanted to get that
out of my system.

/ ee /


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