Sinister: haikus revealed // week nineteen // two thousand and two

[ee fumblings]

I never believe
I'm the kind of person that
good things happen to.

I began to fill
out the questionnaire my mind
began to wander.

More miss than kiss. More
teeth than mouth. More tongue than Kiss.
More drool than Lassie.

Even if you don't
fancy them. Example: Hey
Tim! Great show! I'm Greg.

Uh-huh... <laughs> This IS
a bit forward. No, no, let
me think. Alright. Yes.

AWFULLY sorry for
the list abuse. Linds, I've lost
your e-mail address.

The southern US shows
seem to have been a riot
(in the nicest sense).

In weeks I will have
finished university.
That feels weird I say.

I can't help posting
it again, just in case no
one's ever seen it.

Canadians. A
lot of people are not sure
where Ottawa is.

I'm very bad but
I owe some people some tapes
from like months ago.

I will only be
here for a few days before
I leave for Scotland.

I hit one shot that
was as if I was Tiger
Woods! On Cannabis.

And things! Then later
on I was in bed with some
canadian chick.

Melody Maker
was a text book i hoped i'd
one day understand.

Its looking quite good
actually. I even
saw where I'm sitting.

Buckley's version of
Hallelujah while sitting
on the bus today.

Feel self-conscious now
hiding these in here. Maybe
I'll stop doing it.

Go off and listen
to it and you'll end up in
the mood I'm in now.

And I could not sleep
the only other thing I
wish I would have done.

Vilkas' directions
suck: My mobile is Use don't
abuse this number.

I grew older and
began to take more notice
of this ritual.

I'm now wandering
around fixated by all
these new sensations.

I'm not sure what I'll
do without her for the next
ten days. She's THAT cool.

It's the "my girlfriend
left me, what shall i do?" post,
this time with a twist.

I'm sure the rain will
continue to follow me
to Scotland as well.

/ ee /

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