Sinister: after downing a draft of lurker's tonic

[Gordon]

Tap t-tap click etc. t-tap tap aargh! help... *deletes* t-tap tap fclack
t-tap ack! sigh pap *deletes*
t-tap tap t t t ... [ten hours later] aw! *deletes*

As Breams says:

"Has anyone else noticed that posting to sinister is much like
horse riding. Once you've fallen into lurkerdom, the longer you wait to get
back into action, the harder it is to do so..."

Absolutely.

I'm trying to articulate the misgivings that are buzzing around but
disguised in a fug, threatening to sting me with paralysis-inducing gloop.
So far, I have isolated:

1. Q. Why am I ... blah blah blah [exits]

*** more muteness***

[enter]
If your drafts are underwhelming:
Feeble content largely pending
Something worth typing,
Let alone sending.
Down a draft of lurker's tonic!

It's truly the stuff to nourish a poster:
It gets shot of that thought:
'I've got nothing to offer!
Nothing to say!'
It's better to post,
Than be lurking all day.
... lurking all week, month, year
Forever... eek!
LURKER'S TONIC: GLUG IT THEN
SPEAK!

Ah. That feels a bit better.
Thank you for your indulgence :-)

Gordon
who?
formerly figure2 at fsmail.co.uk


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