Sinister: You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me

[James Thorniley]

Hi there

Gordon's thoughts of lurking scared me a little. Cheers, Gordon.

Has anyone else been inundated recently with emails inviting them to visit 
"webcam" pages, or to buy doctor-approved penis enlargement pills? I used not 
to get too much spam but it seems to be spiralling out of control. I can't 
imagine that I could get on a mailing list somewhere as a person likely to 
have a small penis, perhaps they do it by postcode or something (I'll never 
look at my neighbours the same way again).

Unfortunately I won't be exhibiting myself in Brighton this weekend, I have a 
prior engagement. Amazingly, I'm being paid (gasp) to perform (on my 
instrument - that is - to play music, not to do what Mark Casarotto was 
thinking about just then), in a place called "Camberley". Its a private party 
type affair so I'm hoping it will be the kind where everyone gets pissed half 
an hour in and doesn't really mind if the band's a bit shite. I've been 
instructed to bring my Kazoo, but I've just discovered it's broken, so I will 
have to waste more money on a new one tomorrow (I don't know why I bother: 
did you know, if you can't "sing", that is, reproduce musical notes 
accurately with your vocal chords, which I can't, then neither can you play 
the Kazoo).

A shame of course because I've never been to one of these Brighton shindigs 
and I'm sure everyone will have a jolly good ruckus without me.

I'd like to extend my sympathies to everyone at this stressful time of year 
which is exam time for so many of us. I sat the most evil one this afternoon, 
which would, I believe, have made Satan himself bow down in humbleness at the 
evil of the exam.

And so we draw to an end this delurking, night night all

James xx

"I can't live without my Ken Chu movies"
--Tim Wheeler
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