Sinister: Brighton is where it's at (read this for Reporting Back)

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Has anyone reported back on the Brighton meet up yet?  I don't think so*!  
Why not?  I think it's because no one actually remembered what happened as 
they all got Absolutely Hammered!!

So yes, arrived at Brighton station slightly tired and possibly hungover 
from a Track and Field event the night before, most people were already 
there but were kindly waiting for us at the station.  It was nice to see 
everyone there, the world of sinister is once again very well represented 
with people from several different continents and countries.  We paraded 
down the streets of Brighton towards the beach, stopping at nothing.  Except 
for the off licence.

It was a beautiful day for the middle of May, if a little windy.  The sun 
was out on half the sky, the sinister boys slowly gather near the waves 
until the testostrones got too much and all their boyness exploded!  into No 
not what you think but a game of football on a pebbled beach, which is just 
as messy but provided much entertainment to the girls and the classier boys 
who drink beer in a wine glass.

Later on we went onto the pier for some FUN.  Some went for a Grand Prix 
session on the "Superfast Go-Karts", some dirty Schumacher-esque driving 
techniques were observed.  I think Stefano was the overall winner.  I knew I 
was unfit, but I discovered just how unfit I was when an energetic game of 
DDR saw me puffing afterwards, so I went on a more appropriate game instead 
which was 18-wheeler driving!  It was so much fun but I discovered that I 
was crap at that too as I jack-knived a lorry 20 times.  It was all good 
practice for dodgems later on.

Later in the evening we did a "changing rooms" type transformation to the 
furnitures of a pub, before going back to Archel's Playhouse for Sex, Drugs 
and Rock and Roll.  Oh yes.
<memory fades here..>

<..memory resumes>
The next morning the house looked typical of a house that was the site for 
Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll, except for the lack of jism needles or 
charcoaled Fender Strats.  I woke up very early in the morning, saw everyone 
still asleep, and so went back to bed again.  I woke up again an hour later, 
everyone were still asleep, but they've all swapped places!  Some went from 
the sofa to the floor, some from the toilet to the kitchen, some from 69 to 
66, I thought it was a practical joke everyone were playing on me.

Later on we went for some Gay Larding, which was tasty!  Liz started 
laughing at me for being hungry.  Ben committed suicide but heroically 
survived.  After eating Gay Lard, we went to the beach to cover our faces in 
Brighton Sailor Froth, niice.  Ben tried to commit suicide again in the 
waves but the lifeguard stopped him.

Mark Sea for some reason stayed well away from the waves.

That's more or less Brighton for you, there were loads of other exciting 
things that happened that weekend too but I'm keeping the rest to myself 
because I'm difficult like that.

Ken
* I say that but of course after writing all these I see Archel** sneaked in 
a lovely reporting back.
** who is the winner of the Best Host Award and Most Selfless Award Giver 
Award.. now everyone wins something

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