Sinister: so mister crocodile, why the long face

[Dean Gillon]

woohoo!  it's me!  woohoo!  get in!

What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?  
Phillipe Fallope.

HoHOHo.  i said.

I hope everyone is ok today?  I'm very bored at work,
I have got lots to do but i am VERY lazy and have
little motivation.  This is because I would much
rather be laid on my settee with a bucket of tea and a
packet of bourbons watching the cricket (sky news then
15 to 1 if rainy).

I see the whole world is a bit broken at the minute.
south asia on the verge of nuclear war and dubya just
itching to get into Iraq for ignoring the UN,
developing weapons of mass destruction, appropriating
money away from health and welfare towards a huge
military machine and refusing to allow inspectors to
examine their chemical weapons. Certainly not charges
you could accuse the US of.  hmmmmmm.

Sorry, don't mean to piss off the Americans amongst us
(that's twice I've done that).  Not really the place
either, so sorry.

Only a couple of days until storytelling comes out. 
get in!   I think we should have a contest who can
listen to it the most times.  winner gets a big girly
snog from me!

I've got a full weekend of drunken debauchery ahead
and I can't wait.  My mate is coming up from Liverpool
and we plan to drink, BBQ, drink, drink, fall down,
sleep, drink, play some sport, drink drink, curry,
drink, watch the Ricky Hatton fight, drink, sleep,
watch the footy, drink, drink drink.  pretty good plan
I thought.

many apologies for this crappy post.

Loads of love and congratulations for any in-love
glaswegians out there.

Dean XX

   

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