Sinister: James drinks a nice cup of tea!

[James Thorniley]

Hi

So, the first term of my first year at the University of York is now
nearly 
5 weeks in, and I'm doing just fine. I'm writing at the moment to take
my 
mind off the fact that I have been given work which I really can't do, 
which is ever so depressing.

I'm enjoying my stay in University accommodation. I have to say the
rooms 
provided by the University of York are absolutely superb - the house
isn't 
falling to pieces like you might expect. There are definitely no huge 
cracks in the walls and the fridge door closes perfectly. 

I'm living with an ok bunch of people. They're really into indie music
but 
they never go out so they're really boring. Its a shame because the
clubs 
in York are really good, there's absolutely no cheese so you can dance
to 
classic choons from B&S, Hefner and Baxendale* et al, all night. 
Large.

Nearby to me in house L is house O, who are all a really sad bunch of 
shites, who are constantly listening to S Club Juniors in their kitchen.
I 
keep getting dragged over there, I think because one of the blokes
fancies 
me.

I went with them to the club night thing put on by the indie society 
(as mentioned by asm just a minute ago) the other day. There we bumped
into 
the rest of the York Sinister Massive (ohmigod), including Sam/asm,
feather 
boa, and TheBoyOnceKnownAsMummyI'veGrazedMyKnee, (all of whom I've 
bumped into in London on previous occasions), amongst others who I
vaguely 
remember the names of but don't want to put myself on the spot by trying
to 
name check them now.

We sat and drank some fruit juices, and I gave up smoking. There was
even 
some dancing, but nothing too crazy. TBOKAMIGMK appears to be in
crutches 
so he wasn't really making a go of the dancing at all. After several
fruit 
juices we were all feeling a little silly but kept ourselves under
control. 
I certainly didn't hit any girls, not even for fun.

Later on there was rampant shagging.

'Ave it!

Love
James

* Baxendale are really good.

P.S. So are the White Stripes.
P.P.S. I'm 5'2'' and blonde, and there's a pig flying around inside the 
computer room.

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