Sinister: An apology...

[James Thorniley]

Hi

Two posts in two days, wow.

It has become apparent that perhaps it was not apparent that my last post was a PACK of SLANDEROUS LIES. A low attempt at humour, I'm sorry.

I don't want to discuss it at length, you can just reverse everything I said if you are confused, I'm just going to make some important corrections for fear of my deceit being forever immortalised by the archives (or sounding like a bastard).

1. The infamous House O contains lovely people, one of whom is one of our newest list members who is thankfully silenced by the nursery for the moment. I won't say any more about her as I don't want to spoil the impending joy for her of having to write the obligatory "Hello, my name is ..., I like Belle and Sebastian" style first sinister post. She doesn't like S Club Juniors

2. The boy I accused of fancying me is in fact in love with the students union president (so I'm told).

3. For someone on crutches, Chris Jones dances like a MANIAC.

Apologies once again. I'm off to lurk for another 6 months or so, until you all forget who I am again and then I come back to talk bollocks once more.

James xx

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