Sinister: The BOWL done wrong again! (BOWLING INFO SUNDAY 17 NOV)

[kenneth.chu at xxx.org]

Hello all,

Sorry for the recent lack of posts, I've been busy lately.  Busy eating,
mostly, because everyone who lived in London seem to have buggered off to
Glasgow, York, Califronia or what-have-you, so I thought if I'd eaten more
I'd get fatter and hence keeping the London Sinister Massive, massive.

Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I can't bowl - hence why LONDON SINISTER
BOWLING is back!

Put a note in your diary now - something like the following will do..
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SUN 17 NOV, 2002
BOWLING WEEKENDER

At 2pm today I arrived at Rowens Entertainment, which is just across the
road from the tube station at Finsbury Park, in London.  When I got there
Ken was already there waiting, together with a few other sinister people.
They're all ever so friendly, except for ______ who is a bit of a ________.

Then we went inside, and we ________________________________________
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________________________________, and, reluctantly, I waved goodbye.  I
can't wait for the next sinister bowling event!

And my, isn't Ken a handsome fella, shame he can't bowl to save his live.

<THE END> (Thank fuck for that)
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Then, after going bowling, you can fill in the blanks in your diary with the
day's adventure!  You can even make use of paragraphs, too, unless you're
Kieran Devaney.  

And just because this is held in London, doesn't mean that you have to be
from London to come!  I've already heard rumours that there will be
attendance from PORTSMOUTH, and I trust that people from BRIGHTON, and
BIRMINGHAM and OTHER PLACES are going to come too.  RIGHT?  RIGHT!

It's the end of the post as we know it.
Ken
P.S.: I can't believe that my work e-mail filtered out my swearing as
"pornography" and yet it didn't mind Pigtails' "Jism".
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