Sinister: name me one thing you can't improve by covering it in melted cheese

[David Hewitt]

G’day Sinister.

Sometimes I worry about you lot. Rachel Sunnyset is trying to clean fish 
while they’re still alive and flopping about the kitchen, and Miss Marianna 
is leaning her head back and drinking the rain... in London?! I’ve seen that 
rain, and I wouldn’t go out in it without a radiation suit.

While you lot are all enjoying the autumnal delights that the Northern 
hemisphere has to offer at this time of year, down here at the antipodes, 
we’re still wading through spring.  And really, it’s not that bad. There’s a 
bit more sneezing, and the leaves aren’t as pretty, but at the moment it’s 
rather pleasant.

Actually, come to think of it, there seem to be a few more Australians 
kicking about the list than there used to be – maybe we should resurrect the 
idea of a picnic or get-together of some sort. Meet you at Ayer’s Rock at 
lunchtime, then? Grand. Oh, sorry, that should be ‘Uluru’. My bad.

Seriously, though, I’ve met a fair few of you now, but never on home soil. 
I’ve moved to Melbourne (from Adelaide, but the long way around, via New 
York), and I’ve even managed to drag an unsuspecting Sinistar back with me.

Back when this was discussed some time ago, we were all too spread out for 
it to be feasible. And then everyone (myself included) buggered off 
somewhere else for a while. But if anyone fancies a picnic and/or a hearty 
display of pintsmanship at some indeterminate place and time, please drop me 
a line.

Plus, if any of you lot from overseas (particularly the ones who’ve been so 
welcoming to me when I’ve darkened your respective doorsteps) happen to be 
heading down under, you know who you’re coming to see. Oh, and after you’ve 
seen them, you really should pay me a visit too.

That’s it, actually. Oh, and don’t bother with the new Apples in Stereo 
record. It’s bloody awful.

Bulk love,
-Vanilla Flavoured David.

PS: This isn’t directed at anyone in particular, but I’ve tried to read 
things that aren’t in paragraphs, and it hurts my brain. So, from now on, I 
can’t be fucked trying. Sorry.

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