Sinister: friday morning wake up knowing that you've got to go to school.

[Sam Walton]

Hello, Sinister.

I'm still here, y'know. Hi. I've just been quiet. Well, quieter. I've had a 
funny couple of weeks, all in all. I won't go into detail though, because I 
don't do blogging.

///THE BEST-LOOKING GIRLS ARE STAYING INSIDE\\\
I had a *thing* with a girl. Perhaps that should read "I had a thing *for* a 
girl" instead, becuase nothing actually happened. A couple of dates, then 
silence, then confusion, then silence - you know how it is... ..."Friends?" 
she offered me, only this morning, and I accepted. It was the only way to 
be, doncha know.

///ON THE TELLY ASM SPEAKS TO YOU LIKE GOD\\\
I'm going to be on 15-1 (for those who don't know, go here: 
http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/0-9/15to1/index.html). I 
don't think I'm the only person who finds this hysterically funny, either. 
There were some auditions near me, and I went along for a laugh, and now I'm 
going to be on the telly. Of course, the crucial question regards what 
tee-shirt to wear. This might give you an impression about the state of my 
life at the moment.

///WHAT WAS IT I SAW IN OLD YORK? I'M NOT THE SAME NO MORE\\\
Introducing... the York Sinister Picnic, 2003. I propose the idea of a 
picnic (well, a pubnic to be precise, because it *will* rain) on 4th 
December. I know, I know, it's a Wednesday, but it appears that the majority 
of the York Sinister Massive are available that afternoon, and other people 
from the surrounding areas can come and join us after work. Details are as 
follows: we will start 2:30pm in Lendal Cellars pub (on Coney Street), and 
continue in Lendal Cellars pub until we run out of money. Sound good?

///WE'RE REALLY SORRY FOR ALL THE TROUBLE WE'VE CAUSED\\\
My next post will probably be similar to this one: 
http://www.missprint.org/cgi-bin/anylistsearch.cgi?query=asm%3B+top+10&list=sinister&smode=Phrase, 
or this one: 
http://www.missprint.org/cgi-bin/anylistsearch.cgi?query=asm%3B+top+10&list=sinister&smode=Phrase, 
because it's That Time Of Year Again. Be vigilant, people.


I love you all.

Asm.x



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     "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but
      he certainly has a good vocabulary"
               - Holden Caulfield

     "He's not the Messiah, he's a very
      naughty boy"
               - Mary Cohen




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