Sinister: cocks in the tow

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Jolly good.

Tesco never ceases to amaze me, I was having an absolutely terrible day 
yesterday and then I went to Tesco and I was happy again all because I got 
myself a bargain on Chicken Thigh.

Is today really Laura Llew's birthday?  I thought it would have been 
something like that, in London we celebrated today by giving all the 
Underground train drivers a day off, I personally walked several miles to go 
to work this morning in honour of Laura Llew.  Because I'm nice like that.

Is there anyone on this list whose job is a train driver for the London 
Underground?  I sincerely hope that you are enjoying your day off today.  
How do I apply for the job?  I've looked on the website and there was 
absolutely no information on a career as a Tube Driver.. did I just not dig 
deep enough?

They should play B&S on London Underground trains, it'll make it a better 
place.  It was nice the last time they were on the Tube.  Although really 
the trains are just a pale imitation of a can of tuna, with someone sitting 
on the front of it getting paid a lot of money for pushing a little stick.

Speaking of bland B&S copy bands, have anyone seen a band called the Red 
Bull Dozers?  They ripped off B&S from top to bottom, and that's a very big 
bottom.  They used to have a website too, but it's closed at the moment due 
to lack of canbebotheredness, but they're actually quite good, despite being 
a pale imitation of B&S.

To be honest I'd much rather want to see a B&S imitation of Pele.

Apparently riding on city buses for a hobby is sad, well it's even sadder 
when you want to get on a bus and none of the bus drivers will fucking let 
you on because 50 people jumped your queue.

Tonight if I can get home quickly - which I won't - I'm going to Tesco 
again, because today is shit already, and look you're reading this.

Ken



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