Sinister: thank fuck for this shit

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

I am a bad boy.

Or a "bad person", if I'm being non-sexist, or Liz Daplyn.  But 
unfortunately I'm neither of those.

Yeah, so I tried to send this e-mail earlier on, from my work address, and 
it didn't let me, and told me that my e-mail contains "Pornographic 
Contents"!  And I read it, and it said that my e-mail was pornographic 
because it had the word "fucking" in it.

Fucking hell.

So I guess now I'm just going to talk about actual porn instead, if I'm 
going to be accused of something I may as well be actually guilty!

People get angry with me a lot like that, just the other night I went back 
home to my flat, and my flatmate left me a message asking me that "If you 
want to cook at 1 in the morning can you please be quiet?"  I wasn't even 
hungry.

But then I sent him a message back (a pretty grumpy one, actually) about 
some other things and things got a little hot, and so we took off all our 
clothes, and made some sweet loving all night.

And afterwards we were friends again.

I guess I can Thank Fuck For That.

That didn't actually happen, by the way, well the hate messages did, but not 
the fucking.  Thank fuck.  I did actually watch some porn though that night, 
it was "Debbie Does Dallas", apparently a classic, a porno with an 
alliterating name is hard to beat.  I bet Mark Casarotto can though, in 60 
seconds.

Fucking hell.

The movie was sexcellent, it was about college cheerleaders having to go to 
Dallas for some reason but didn't have the funds, and so all went and got 
themselves part-time jobs.  Not BLOW jobs, mind, not yet, they came later, 
and the girls liked it.  However, they were all good girls who never go all 
the way.  Except Debbie, whom Mr Greenfeld, on the promise of paying for the 
Dallas trip for the whole cheerleading band, fucked the pants out of, or he 
would have, had she been wearing any.

Thank fuck for that.

I think if I say Thank Fuck anymore I might turn into Chris Evans, and 
that'd be bad, with him being an anagram of "no bend" and all.

Fucking Hell.

Ken

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