Sinister: Q: did i tell you about my friend who fell in love with two schoolbags?

[michael grant]

A: he was bi-satchel.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


anyway,

hello folks. how is everyone doing?

i just turned on the radio to be greeted with the sounds of rufus 
wainwright. what a marvellous surprise. Radio Scotland on a monday night 
really is quite good. :o)

[midway through writing this post, the dj was talking about loudon 
wainwright III having written a song for his infant son rufus back in the 
day, called 'rufus is a titman'. the dj then came out with the line "and 
that turned out to be anything but true". comedy genius. i'm guessing you 
had to actually hear it, but i was wetting myself.]

[the dj man is actually playing a set of related songs. rufus wainwright -> 
martha wainwright (sister) -> loudon wainwright (father) -> the roches 
(loudon had a child with suzzy roche after splitting from kate mcgarrigle). 
cool. and there may even have been more before i turned on the radio.]

i have a flat now. should have the keys by the end of the weekend. fingers 
crossed. this does mean that i will permanently be saying cheerio to the 
glasgow sinister massive and joining the edinburgh sinister massive. will 
they be able to cope? i'm not really sure. it's a lot for anyone to take.

miss stacey dahling arrived at the end of last week. at first, she seemed 
like such a charming nice little girl, american though she may have been. 
but now i just think she's a violent little bitch. she just keeps hitting 
me. it's not very nice, y'know. i'm only kidding. i do like stacey. cos she 
says i'm "street" and "ghetto", which is pretty bitchin'.

i think i might be coming down to london village at the end of september to 
see the mighty camera obscura play chickfactor. which would be cool. they 
really are a great band. musically, at least.
i think we're going to get the train. i like long train journeys. they're 
always good fun. like going on a road trip. or going on school trips when 
you were a kid. where all you did was eat sweets and chat to your friends 
for hours on end. and play the gameboy.

family guy is one of the funniest television shows in the world. it has 
jokes about necrophilia, hitler, jewish people and catholics, a talking baby 
AND a talking dog. try and think of something cooler than that! i dares ya.

everyone should read 'the troublesome offspring of cardinal guzman' by louis 
de bernieres. in my opinion, the best book of all time. it's hard to 
describe, either in terms of plot or themes. i'll just say that it stands 
for everything i find important in life. love, individuality, intellect, 
purity of heart, strength of mind and character. and it makes me smile, in 
the way that belle and sebastian do. in that indescribable way. (i just 
wrote that, cos i sat for about ten minutes trying to think of a way to 
describe that smile. and i can't. well, not in any concise coherent way. and 
probably not at all electronically.)


take care of yourselves and each other,

michael.xx


ps-  just a few music recommendations thrown in at the end for a larff.

the danielson famile - the fantastic smith family from new jersey, making 
gospel music with steve albini. (http://www.danielsonfamile.com and also 
http://www.secretlycanadian.com/secretlycanadian/danielsonfamile).

the polyphonic spree - a lot has been said about them on here before. just 
want to add my praise to that already given. orchestal, choral pop music. in 
robes. (http://www.polyphonicspree.com).

ben kweller  - ex-singer with teenage punkers radish. just released his 
first solo album at the age of 20. features moldy peach kimya dawson. very 
good. (http://www.benkweller.com).

geographic records - pastels-runs, domino-affiliated label. release records 
by teenage fanclub and jad fair, maher shalal hash baz, nagise ni te, future 
pilot aka, bill wells and others. (doesnt really have a comprehensive 
website. there is 
http://www.dominorecordco.com/news/geographic/geographic.html, but i would 
just suggest going into your local record store and buying any cd or vinyl 
with a catalogue number starting in GEOG. there's a reasonable chance it'll 
have a member of b&s on there somewhere.)

kimya dawson - of the moldy peaches. has made three solo albums, all of 
which will be coming out on rough trade in the uk in the next year, the 
first one (i'm sorry that sometimes i'm mean) is already out. lovely, 
simple, beautiful songs. go and buy, one and all. 
(http://www.moldypeaches.com and http://kimyadawson.diaryland.com)


"get out of your apartment. meet a member of the opposite sex. stop the 
excessive shopping and masturbation. quit your job. start a fight. prove 
your alive. if you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic." - 
tyler durden.


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