Sinister: haikus revealed // week thirtyseventhirtyeight // two thousand and two

[ee fumblings]

I'm sleeping with the
bastards in my bedroom, come
and get me I say.

Nearly everyone
on #sinister, it turns out,
is seeing someone.

Who said what to whom,
who hates who, nip nip nip. I
see women with kids.

Oh god no. I don't
want to be a Pauline Quirk
typecast character.

They have no thought, no
consideration. I like
the name Sofia.

Pooh strapped on Chit Chat's
peenie. A shaved penie at
that. Thats all he wears.

As displayed after
'Subject: Sinister........' at the
top of this e-mail.

I play guitar and
bass in a world-touring pop
band. <Isobel> Hi..

It's too hard to walk
away from the bling bling if
you know what I mean.

Ok... I'd better
go now... HoNeY!! I bloody
MISS YOU!!! I'll call soon...

Isobel, can you
spell the word "Beyond" for me?
<Isobel> B.. E..

Puss is a bit of
a looker and he intends
to keep it that way.

I'm sure Stuart M
would endorse the march, which makes
it content enough.

Geoff, were you being
sarcastic?? It's the lowest
form of wit you know.

Have I loved and lost
via some long term loving
relationships? Nope.

I might purr a bit
in his ear. He likes to play
with my nail files too.

// ee //

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