Sinister: sleeping in class is only a hobby

[s. lord]

its been so long since i have posted - but i had some free time today - and 
a pretty interesting morning - so here it is -

the sun is out today - and it is actually quit warm - i was very surprised - 
last week the sun was out a lot - but it wasn't very warm - i was thinking 
the same thing today so i dressed in my favorite argyle sweater* and shirt 
and went to school - from now on i will be checking the weather before i go 
- but that is iowa - the weather can change from 23 to 70 in one day - eh - 
bother -

but anyways i went to class and the most peculiar thing happened to me - i 
was tired to of course i sat in the back - this way i can sleep or listen to 
music (badly drawn boy today) if i so feel like it - so i found a nice 
little spot in the back of the class at the top of the auditorium - and 
usually it is pretty dead up there - only a couple of us sleepers or 
dreamers - wasting class - well it is a waste of a class anyway - but so i 
am sitting there and this girl comes and sits by me - she is a little waife 
of a thing - dainty and skinny and just oh so perfect looking - but oh well 
- i was gonna sleep and she can't do much to bother me - if she wants to sit 
there - let her - so class begins and i decided to instead write a letter - 
sadly enough i was not very sleepy because of my clothing choice (mentioned 
above) i was extremely hot - so i just couldn't sleep - anyway skip ahead 
like 30 minutes - and i was kinda paying attention to the teacher but i 
notice something - the girl next to me has two notebooks out - one is her 
notes and the other she had written her phone number on - now  i was not 
really snooping at what she was doing - the way the class is set up the 
chairs are at an angle and i could she her things very well - so i am 
completely intrigued by this - why did she write her phone number there - so 
i decided to act - so i yawn and stretch and murmur to quietly 'i am so 
bored' - just to see if she would maybe turn to me and say anything - well 
she didn't turn around - but she did then write her name under the phone 
number - BRITTNEY - hahaha - oh my god - then after that she proceeds to 
draw little stars and hearts all over the page - - - - but seriously what 
was that? - was i delirious - did that really happen - was she giving me her 
phone number in class? - hahah - oh what could have been a penthouse letter 
in the making for a straight boy was wasted on me - hehe - oh too much fun -

- all this talk of cankles has brought about a question in my mind - are 
cankles made or are you born with them?  i mean - are they purely genetic - 
is someone who has cankles doomed to live with them for the rest of their 
lives? or can one work out with cankle exercises and get rid of them?  not 
that i have them - i was just wondering -

and then lastly i need to shamelessly plug a wonderful cd i got just awhile 
ago - everyone needs to go out and buy the new cat power record - you are 
free - it is great - her voice is just amazing the way it floats over the 
minimal guitar - it is just great - i completely recommend it - ti does 
sound like her past records - but that is good - she doesn't go out and 
experiment much with any new sounds - just what has worked before - and it 
is simply wonderful -

this is all for now - thanks for reading - hope i haven't bored you to much 
-

--s.lord


*if you are really bored you can see the blog that has a photo of me in the 
argyle sweater - well there is a link there to take you there anyway - under 
stolen souls -
http://www.theparadiselost.blogspot.com


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what we place most hopes upon,
generally proves most fatal
           - vicar of wakefield




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