Sinister: one last thing about c*****s, then we're off to sleep

[Kevin Hyde]

Hey Sinister, 


So this isn't even close to the requisite 15 mins. (and about that- is
it time thinking about your post, or the physical typing act? I had
always wondered.), but I figured there were some pressing questions and
comments indeed re cankles. 

So, to answer S. Lord, I'd say that cankles can be genetic, but that you
can definitely get rid of them in no time flat. An exercise of choice?
When I played soccer for high school, we were encouraged to do our
calf-conditioning by standing on our toes in the shower, and then
relaxing, for about 100 or so iterations each day. So they're not
irreparable or anything like that. But the reverse can be true, i.e. you
can earn yourself some mean cankles if you work at it through a system
of ruthless atrophication. I suppose you could always interpret cankles
as a sort of Rubenesque trait- that they are ostensive of a lifestyle
which does not require heavy walking or even standing. Nice. 

And w/r/t Laura Llew's comments, or more as a corollary I guess, I
forgot to mention that tons of guys I know have tube-legs or cankles,
without an inch of definition on them. Plus their legs are starting to
be denuded from wearing pants all the time, which is creepy in and of
itself. Also mentioned (or hinted at): Sapphic churches(!), ahem. Sign
me up to be an altar boy.

Anyway. I did want to put in a small amount of envy in this email. Of
the Sinister picnics and -ers in the U.K. I always imagine them as
gatherings full of sunshine and sudden joy. Perfect beyond
comprehension. With like animals coming out of the woods and asking if
they can join in on the soccer games, and then politely scarfing down
beer along with anyone else. In case you're wondering, this is what it's
like to O.D. on C.S. Lewis (little brother was sick, asked me to read,
et-cet.) 


That's it. 

Kevin   


 

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